Do it. Get naked. I don’t mean nude, I mean naked. Take it all off. Take off your clothes. Take off your makeup. Take off your jewelry. All of it. Even the wedding ring. Even the piercing that only your lover knows about. Even those little bits of tech that let you see clearly. Take […]
So (I assume) to promote the new live-action Beauty and the Beast movie, my local cable company ran all the Harry Potter movies over the weekend. Now, I’m not a big fan of Harry Potter, but that’s not a crack against them, I’m just way outside of the target demographic, but I decided to give […]
So there was that guy that you killed. You wanted to say that there were a bunch of people alive today who wouldn’t have been, but for you, but then you realized you put down that headset twenty-odd years ago. Long enough ago that you not only don’t remember the day, but you’re not even […]
I’m finding myself more and more fascinated lately with people almost lost to history. It’s hard to remember, at times, that everyone who ever lived, lived. He wondered if he would ever see her again. But who was he? Am I talking about the Egyptian King Iry-hor? He’s the oldest person whose name we know, […]
I googled this, in quotes, and got: So hey, I might drum up some random traffic.
Case A: “If you move, I swear to God, I will shoot you!” Assuming that the speaker is a Christian (and between 70 and 80% of Americans are, so it’s a safe, if not ironclad assumption), they’re probably in a bit of trouble with God, as Matthew 5:34 teaches us that Christians aren’t supposed to […]
She helped him into his coffin as the sky to the east began to brighten. “See you tonight, my love” she said, but he made no response. “Well,” she huffed, “that was rather rude, and after all I just let you do with, no, not with, to me.” A part of her knew that this close to sunrise, […]
I’m not sure exactly where this is going, but it’s triggering lots of good ideas. My stomach growled as I pushed the plastic curtain of the stall aside and thumped myself down onto one of the calf-high stools that lined the counter. There was an English menu, at least, but I went cold when the […]
It was a step up for me, but it’s gone now. Time to step up again.
A little bit of humor, with a bit of horror. This was written in response to a challenge to write a story with 237 words. Use the words: cart, blades, showmanship, and towels. Look, kid, teppanyaki cooking’s got very little to do with cooking. If you done your job right, the guests’ll never notice how […]